Oft times I have wondered, who am I? What is life? Where is the world headed? Why has God cursed me? I'll never know, but luckily, there are answers to your questions! Most importantly of which must be, "How do I find out more about each of you?" And so it is my pleasure to present to you:

THE ILLUSTRIOUS LIST OF GEEKSNOTNERDS.COM CONTRIBUTORS

THE HOT CHICA [booty]

A 5'3 blond bombshell with explosive kindness and gorgeous blue eyes...what's not to love? Did I mention her impeccable style? Her love for low-cut red dresses? Did I mention her insatiable lust for tech guys? Did I mention her penchant for showering affection on everyone with massive <3's spam? She's the type of laid-back chick that you can do anything with, just hangout, or work out, she's happy to get physical and she's down with anything. Did I mention she speaks german?

But enough about her, surely you came here for the sexay men, amirite? I'll let our very own gal tell you about them in her words:

THE STOIC ONE [Demios]

Demios is a catch, ladies -- really, a genuinely nice, big-hearted angel. He's got a great personality with a sense of humor to match. and best of all, he's a total knock out. he's got style, he's got flair, and he matches 100% of the time. He wears hats like nobody's business, rocks a cigar and a bottle of booze like no other, and pulls off a look of total badassery that completely belies his sweetness. If you're the kind of girl who falls for the bad boys but really WANTS to find a prince, he's your man. and not only does he have a well-developed sense of style, he's got a handsome face with beautiful eyes, a solid haircut, and a hot body. Baw chick a waaah waaah!

THE LORD O' GAMES [densy]

Densy has a lot going for him. He's got the very sexy european "I-speak-multiple-languages" thing going on, he knows how to work it for a camera, and he's a big sweetheart. Now, that's a great combination -- picture it: you're in bed, he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and he's got his game face on. DAMN. But really, all you have to do is talk to densy once and you fall in love. That's all it took for me, and I'm still pining. With his stylish glasses, european refinement, and a slightly 007-esque charm, he's entirely too irresistable. Watch out, girls!

THE CODER EXTRAORDINAIRE [Flyswat]

At first sight you'd never know Flyswat was a geek. However, one should not just make opinions based solely upon his gorgeous exterior. He is a genuine code-ninja, and since all ninja's are by default incredibly awesome, he's the perfect geek for our team. He is fast, nimble and easily overlooked. One time, he sneaked into Paris Hilton's cell and made love to her without anyone noticing. This is how awesome this man is. Did I mention his extraordinary compassion for kttens? Flyswat is a real winner gals-too bad he's already taken.

THE HEART AND SOUL [kieran]

Where do I even start with this one? He studies english literature, he's sensitive, got a drop dead gorgeous face, broad shoulders, and a very sexy Irish accent. my fantasy come to life. He's got a great sense of humor, he's well-read, and he likes zip up sweaters. what's not to love? Seriously, kieran is the epitome of a hot Irishman. And if my description above seemed a little too soft, trust me -- he's got a very manly edge to him. He even likes UFC. Sugar and spice and EVERYTHING nice, that's my kieran! I can't continue, I'm shaking just thinking about him... oh my!

THE JACK OF ALL TRADES [zeekay]

Now, zk is ... delish. first, he is DANGEROUS. That's sexy, especially if you're into thrills. second, he's got a body to die for. This man is in peak physical condition -- surprising in one who spends so much time on IRC, but true nonetheless. also, he's got gorgeous eyes with a nice pair of glasses (I love glasses, don't you?!). But outside of his obviously hot physique, he's got a lot to him. He's intelligent, sweet, sensitive, and funny. His attitude is pure sex, too -- "You can't fuck with me, but bend over and I'll fuck you good." Well, maybe not that. But almost. And damn. DAMN. There's not a lot I wouldn't give for a chance with this tiger.

 

Let the lurking begin! Or stalking or whatever.