This blog has been a long time in the making -- the original file was dated October 7th. In any event, I'm proud to (finally) present to you: booty's babes, Sexy Geeks v1. The girls were rated on face, body, personality, and brains -- combined scores determine the ranking. In the event of ties, ranking was determined by GNN men.

Additional fun details have been added for your amusement. And yes, there will be additional installations with an updated ranking at the end of my list. Feel free to leave suggestions for upcoming lists!

 
Rory Gilmore, Sweet Bookworm from Gilmore Girls

Face: 9
Body: 7
Personality: 9
Brains: 10
Total: 35

Pros: She's well-read, just the right amount schoolgirl-chic, and probably disease free.
Cons: When combined with her mother, she morphs into some pop-culture crazed super beast capable of talking so fast the words are indiscernible to the human ear.

Special Talent: speed reading
Secret Move in Bed: The School Girl Slide
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "You're my first!"
 
Seven of Nine, Borg Reject on Star Trek

 
Face: 8
Body: 9
Personality: 6
Brains: 10
Total: 33

Pros: She kicks ass (literally), she wears a skin tight cat suit that leaves nothing to the imagination, and she'll always be able to compute the tip at the restaurant (bam!).
Cons: You'll always be able to tell when she's faking.

Special Talent: tying knots in cherry stems with robot-like precision
Secret Move in Bed: The BOrgy
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "Resistance is futile."
 
Trinity, Ghetto Superstar from The Matrix

 
Face: 7
Body: 8
Personality: 9
Brains: 9
Total: 33

Pros: She's not a sheep, her cat suit is shiiiiny, and in the post modern world, a girl doesn't have time for things like cuddling.
Cons: She likes Keanu Reeves.

Special Talent: evading Agent Smith
Secret Move in Bed: The Trinity Turn Over
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "That's not real..."
 
Ada Lovelace, the First Computer Programming Babe Evar

 
Face: 8
Body: 7
Personality: 7
Brains: 10
Total: 32 *note, I have no real reference for these scores, but I like her.

Pros: She can take care of her own computer and she's got fierce style.
Cons: She definitely wears granny panties and she's a huge prude to boot.

Special Talent: calculating sequences of Bernoulli numbers
Secret Move in Bed: The Sassy Brassy
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "By my calculations..."
 
 
Leela, Hot Cyclops from Futurama

 
Face: 4
Body: 8
Personality: 10
Brains: 10
Total: 32

Pros: She's not prissy, her martial arts skillz put Jackie Chan to shame, and she has low expectations.
Cons: She has one eye and huge abandonment issues.

Special Talent: crushing windpipes with one kick of her moonboot
Secret Move in Bed: The Ponytail Power Pop
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "Hiiiiiiyah!"

 
Kari Byron, Token Girl of Mythbusters:

 
Face: 7
Body: 7
Personality: 8
Brains: 9
Total: 31

Pros: She loves geeks, she doesn't mind getting dirty, and she's got a cute girl-next-door thing going on.
Cons: Her voice is almost as bad as Rachel Ray's, her commentary on Mythbusters can be a little redundant, and she has a Bachelors of Arts.

Special Talent: proving urban legends true or false
Secret Move in Bed: The "Busted!" Boobie Shake
Most Likely to Say in Bed: "Allllriiiight!" 

Man, I'm all hot now...