Just who are we? Allow me good sir!

We are madmen, revolutionaries! We are geeks. But we are NOT nerds. WE ARE EPIC. Allow me to elucidate. The truth is a nebulous thing! Let us try and grasp it together!

SECTION I. ASKING ANSWERS.COM, "WHAT IS IN A NAME?"

If you were Answers.com, and you clearly are not, how could you be, but if you were,

YOU WOULD PROBABLY DEFINE A GEEK AS:

geek (gēk) n. Slang 
1. A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
2. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical
pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
3. A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken. 
tr.v., geeked, -ing, geeks.

I would ask you then, "But what of NERDS?" You would certainly respond,

"FOOL, A NERD IS:

nerd (nûrd) n. Slang.
1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 
2. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical
pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
nerdy nerd'y adj."

And you know, and I know, and I know that you know that you know, and Answers.com, knows or must at least be peripherally aware that we are NOT NERDS.

Thankfully we are hot! We are hotter than your Mom. We are hotter than your Mom's guy on the side. We aren't hotter than Jenn Frank, but we're working on it.

This is all good to know you say, "But from where did our collective magnaminous desire to share our good grace and beauty with you spring?" I'm glad you asked!

SECTION II. THE GLORIOUS TELLING OF THE BIRTH OF GEEKSNOTNERDS.COM

OR MORE COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS: HOW WE BUILT AN EMPIRE WITH $5

Let us rewind to a fateful day on the Internet...a day not concerned with it's own importance, a day like any other...but a day that would go down in history as the day that GEEKSNOTNERDS.COM was born!

<kieran> also, where is a good place to start a blog
<kieran> we should all start one
<zeekay> but with big words
<kieran> by we i mean, densy and zeekay
<zeekay> i don't know<
<zeekay> i started one bymself
<zeekay> but then i took it down
<kieran> we can comment on each others blogs
<kieran> DENSY
<kieran> PAY ATTENTION
<densy> YES
<zeekay> hahah
<densy> I AM
<densy> just because i dont say shit doesnt mean i'm not reading it
<zeekay> why not do...TRE-BLOG
<kieran> sorry
<zeekay> what would we write about
<kieran> what is
<densy> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_%28radio%29
<kieran> TRE-BLOG?
<zeekay> it's a blog with 3 bloggers instead of one
<densy> Billy Dee Williams reprised Lando Calrissian, and John Lithgow played
Yoda at the same time
<kieran> OKAY LETS DO IT
<densy> WTF
<zeekay> TRIOBLOGGADOCCIO
<densy> JOHN LITGLOW AS FUCKING YODA
<densy> I GOTTA HEAR THIS
<kieran> omg
<kieran> I have to have that
<zeekay> oh
<zeekay> that is good
<zeekay> i used to have that
<kieran> guys
<densy> should be findable
<kieran> we should do a blog
<densy> but a tre-blog
<zeekay> i think i listened to it for 3 hours
<densy> i'm for it
<kieran> i am too
<zeekay> what would it be called
<kieran> #three homos not really LOLZ
<densy> THE THEATRE OF AWESOME
<zeekay> hold on
<kieran> THE THREATRE OF AWESOME
<zeekay> let me search for domain names
<densy> THE THREATRE OF AWESOMO
<kieran> zeekay:if it costs money, you can just take it outta what you owe me
<zeekay> it's not much kieran
<zeekay> it's only like $5 a year
<zeekay> i have $5
<densy> 5 DOLLAH
<kieran> it'll have to allow web-editing
<kieran> as in, not like wordpress
<zeekay> ah
<kieran> which requires installaition
<zeekay> i have the perfecto solution
<densy> reary
<zeekay> i will hit you with something awesome i am currently working on
<zeekay> yes
<zeekay> it slays wordpress in the pants
<kieran> does it need to be installed?
<zeekay> i can create tre-blog, we just need a name
<densy> wordandsentencepress
<densy> theatre of awesomo sounds pretty good to me
<zeekay> ah
<zeekay> yeah
<kieran> how about: THE SORCERER'S ORPHANS
<zeekay> but not as a domain
<densy> meh
<zeekay> www.thetheatreofawesomenessesees.com
<densy> hahah
<zeekay> how about
<kieran> too long
<zeekay> www.tech-trickle.com
<densy> wewanttohumpjennfrank.com
<zeekay> www.jesus-in-your-pants.com
<kieran> www.leopold.com
<densy> gd people
<zeekay> ah
<densy> get rid of that www
<zeekay> jesus-in-your-pants.com is not taken!
<zeekay> lets do it
<zeekay> no really
<kieran> NO
<zeekay> we need an awesomeness name
<densy> the netherlands-ireland-usa love association
<zeekay> man
<zeekay> that's too long
<zeekay> nuila
<kieran> www.3waylovefest.com
<zeekay> ianul.com
<densy> lordsoftheinterweb.com
<zeekay> not taken
<zeekay> 3waylovefest.com is available
<zeekay> so is lords
<kieran> most people will think it is porno
<densy> what about lordsoftheinternt.com
<zeekay> geeks-not-nerds.com
<kieran> YES
<zeekay> lol
<kieran> www.geeksnotnerds.com
<densy> geeksnotnerds.com
<densy> sounds good
<kieran> i approve of this
<zeekay> is available
<kieran>www.geeksnordicnerds.com
<zeekay> okay
<zeekay> haha
<kieran> GET THEM BOTH
<zeekay> um
<kieran> www.geeksnotnerds.co
<kieran> m
<kieran> no hyphens
<zeekay> okay
<zeekay> AM BUYING
<densy> LOL
<kieran> haha
<zeekay> it is done.

SECTION III. CONCLUSION AND REVELATIONS

And so it was thus, that GEEKSNOTNERDS.COM was born. But that was just the beginning of our internet love affair!

STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO WHERE I DISCOVER MY PAROLE OFFICER HAS BEEN READING THIS, BOOTY FINALLY FINDS THAT CAM-PR0N OF HER WE HID AT HTTP://WWW.GEEKSNOTNERDS.COM/BOOTYGOTBACK, DEMIOS REVEALS HIMSELF TO BE NONE OTHER THAN MAHIR CAGRI, FLYSWAT FINDS HIS WIFE SURROUNDED BY NAKED CIRCUS CLOWNS, KIERAN POURS HOT CANDLEWAX ON HIS NIPPLES, AND DENSY DISCOVERS THE LOVE OF A REAL WOMAN...ERRRR REALDOLL.